White Sox Academy 14URR: Just For Fun
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What a Season!
An inter-office softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. To show just how the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
2005 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one
game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather
dismal season, winning only one game."
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Remember To Be A Good Sport During the course of a heated softball tournament, the coach felt the need to remind one of his players about the importance of team play and good sportsmanship. The coach asked the player if she knew and remembered what good sportsmanship was. The player replied, "Yes." The coach then asked her if she knew she shouldn't curse at the umpire or throw things in anger. The player again replied "Yes." "Good," said the coach, "now could you please go tell your father." |
You know you're a softball junkie if... You need a second job just to pay for gloves, bats, equipment, uniforms, player fees, batting cages, etc... Your idea of spending quality time with your spouse is playing on the same co-ed team. You have more than one bat that cost over $200. You go to the softball fields on nights your team isn't even playing. You used to rest and relax on the weekends, now the only rest you get is between games at a tournament. You think "wearing something nice" means an all-tournament shirt with no dirt stains. All your white socks have dirt stains from playing softball. Your idea of a weekend getaway is a two-day tournament in Joliet. You plan your summer vacation each year around the state softball tournament. You own more softball t-shirts than pairs of underwear. Your family knows when you ask them out to dinner you really mean pizza after the game. You have a softball website. | |
| Top 10 Ways to Start Off on the Wrong Foot With a New Team 10. Get a Single, then say, "I've never done that before". 9. Show up with makeup smudges on your new uniform shirt. 8. Bring your Dad's 20 year old wooden bat. 7. Wear white socks with lace on the tops. 6. Ask them before the game, "which direction do you run in this league?" 5. Show up with your uniform dirty, so no matter what you'll look like you played. 4. Show up to play catcher in full baseball catcher gear. 3. Lay down a bunt in your first at-bat and yell "BOOOOM!!!" when you do. 2. Point out the hot guys in the stands, before realizing it is your coach's sons. 1. Wear your white cleats, blue jean shorts and golf glove to play. |
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