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 Sam Horowitz |
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87 Sam Horowitz "Spam"
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(Very) Wide Receiver |
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The knee wiggle. The 'sweating' groin. The cheap beer. The Basic Instinct video. The closely contested election campaigns. Raffle meister. There are so many memories that Sam conjures up for us. Indeed, he is a smorgasbord of mental images, and all we have to do is dip in and enjoy him with a metaphorical crispbread. Hmmm.
Realising himself to be just this side of a nervous breakdown, Sam handed over the reins on his beloved Blubber to the youngsters (Tom & Jason - hah) this year, so, come November I'm sure he will be suffering from withdrawal symptoms at actually having some time to himself.
Never one to disappoint, Sam managed to exceed even our expectations when it was announced that he had 'never been happier' when he saw himself in his Davros costume - "I LOOK GREAT!" His subsequent return to top form as the tin man does indicate a worrying trend towards the cybernetic in his costume choices. A trend further born out by the fact that half of him has now been replaced by Titanium. Game of cyberball anyone?
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