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Who did this?
1. Loosened a screw on a scope mount after a misfire - Shot his father's "56" Packard in the door.
2. Have a younger brother on his first day of rabbit season lead a rabbit that you chased out for him back between your legs and fire when he thought it was clear. Which it was. A 20 Gauge Shotgun does look big.
3. When it rains, should you place a Bolt in the microwave to dry it?
4. If not the microwave, who left the bolt in the oven on the second day of buck season. It is hard to "Lock and Load".
5. Where is the best log to sleep under during a deer drive? Blackhawk, Egg Hill, Pine Grove or back near the Tin Shack.
6. Speakin' of the Tin Shack - who had the better food - the Tin Shack or Deb's?
7. What is an Iranian Night in State College? Who doesn't come back during Hunting season?
8. A good DGW - When you hear one pistol shot early in the morning and a single second shot about an hour afterward. While draggin' Did the Deer eat the Turkey?
9. We won't say anything about a heard of deer going pass the group and someone debarks a tree. No Chainsaws for cuttin' and draggin'.
10. DGW - after seeing a heard of does go by, hearing numerous shots, takes off in that direction. Catches up to a young man carrying two rifles. Checked his license and continued after the man dragging the deer. Didn't catch the dragger and the man with the rifles never did re-show. Once back at camp, DGW realized he was shown last years licences. He got upset - after dark showed up at the rifleman's house - surprise.
11. What type of chemical do you use in liquid handwarmers?
12. Who cuts a buddy's bow string on opening day - his second string is 2.5 hours away. Store open at 8AM - NO PRACTICE shots.
13. Where did you shoot that Bear?
14. Won the heaviest buck weight contest. That little Spike outweighs that "big" buck. Cold weather and water - should have been ice fishing.
15. Forgot your fishfinder, what's the dynamite for?
16. Will your underwear hold up the weight of a loaded 45 while standing in front of the headlights of a pickup truck?
17. The "B****" drank all my wine!
18. The sound of "Velcro" - make her my wife!
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