Our own Kyle Fox, a junior and one of our top runners, has found time this summer to star in the new Harry Potter movie.  Kyle takes on the leading-man role as everyone's favorite wizard, Harry Potter.  His performance was widely praised by critics, inspiring author J.K. Rowling to begin work on an 8th installment in the popular series, tentatively titled Harry Potter and the Mile Repeats.  

"Kyle is a wonderful young actor, a fine young man, and dare I say, pretty darn good-looking," Rowling said.  "He's got quite the following among young female Muggles."  Rowling would not confirm or deny rumours (fancy British spelling) that Emma Watson, the starlet who plays annoyingly clever Hermione Granger, pushed for the new Potter.  Our sources tell us, however, that Watson became smitten with Fox at a Hogwarts for Harriers Festival last year.  

Fox has assured his legion fans in the running community that he will still work his magic on the beaten paths this fall.  "I am a wizard, after all," he said with a wry grin.