HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔNigelÕs ballÕ to our club captain, Nigel Andrew

Name: Nigel Andrew

Age: 33

Height & Weight: 5 ft 8inches/12st

Nickname: Rump

Position: Midfield

Favourite Football Memory:Winning Jubilee Cup Final & Man Utd winning European Cup 1999

Worst Football Memory:England losing 1990 World Cup semi-final on penalties to Germany

Favourite Football Team: Man Utd

Favourite Player(current): Roy Keane

Favourite Player (all-time): Bryan Robson

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Graham Hawkey

Favourite Film: Ghost

Favourite Actor:Robson Green

Favourite Song: Spandau Ballet - Through The Barricades

Favourite Group/Music Style:Coldplay

Favourite Food: Roast Beef

Favourite Drink:Carlsberg

Any superstitions?: None

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Jordan & plenty of Red Bull

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Nuclear bomb dropped on Anfield

2) 2 weeks in Mauritius with Cat Deeley

3) My children Chloe & Bethan to have a successful & happy life



Coming next month....PHIL BOLT

Player Profile - Simon Barrand



Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say, for the 2nd time, “after over 100 games, it’s still ‘over me’ ” to Simon Barrand



Name: Simon Barrand

Age: 23

Height & Weight: 5’ 11”/11st

Nickname: Barry

Position: Left-back

Favourite Football Memory: Getting to 5-a-side finals night at Carn Brea, scoring in the quater-final and eventually finishing runner-up. (I will now constantly be reminding Darren Lewarne that I was part of the best 5-a-side team he has ever played in)

Worst Football Memory: Italia ‘90 - Chris Waddle & Stuart Pearce missing penalties in the semi-final v Germany, I cried (but I was 9)

Favourite Football Team: Liverpool

Favourite Player(current): N/A

Favourite Player (all-time): Stuart Pearce

Favourite Redruth Utd Player (all-time): Dave Jull



The rest, Simon couldn’t be bothered to complete again. He’s just keen to get his face on the net once again, so please, please, please send me another profile so I can get rid of this!



Coming next month...??????

Player Profile – Ryan Baber

Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say hello to… 

Name: Ryan Baber

Age: 21

Height & Weight: 5" 7 / 12 stone

Nickname: -

Position: Central Midfield

Favourite Football Memory: Gazza's goal against Scotland, Euro '96; Denis Bergkamp's curler vs Sunderland and his hand over his mouth celebration; Arsenal's unbeaten season - the invincibles!

Worst Football Memory: Losing on penalties to the Germans, Euro '96; Getting destroyed at Old Trafford 6-1 with the likes of Igor Stefanos, Oleg Luzhny; Giles Grimandi in the back line

Favourite Football Team: The Gunners

Favourite Player(current): Cesc baby!

Favourite Player (all-time): Gazza

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Jakey & Phil (Nicholls)

Favourite Film: The Godfather

Favourite Actor: Pacino

Favourite Song: Don't look back in anger; Red red wine

Favourite Group/Music Style: Oasis & UB40

Favourite Food: Lasagne

Favourite Drink: Gotta be me Stella...She lovely!

Any superstitions?: -

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Abi Titmuss for obvious reasons

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Arsenal to spend some cash & get some quality players

2) Rio Ferdinand to get absolutely bent in half in a horror challenge that ends his career

3) -

Coming next month....?????

HereÕs the third in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say a big hello to the best goalscorer Redruth are unlikely ever to unleash up front, Simon Barrand.

Name: Simon Barrand

Age: 20

Height & Weight: 5ft 10 inches/10 1/2 stone

Nickname: Barry

Position: Centre Back

Favourite Football Memory:Scoring a sensational goal against Gulval when I latched onto a defenderÕs mistake in the opening minutes of the game.

Worst Football Memory:Scoring two own goals in the semi final and the final of a six-a-side competion. They were the only two goals the team conceded throughout the competition.

Favourite Football Team: Liverpool

Favourite Player (current): Stuart Pearce

Favourite Player (all-time): Stuart Pearce

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Daniel Perkins (The best headerer of a ball I have ever played with)

Favourite Film: Braveheart

Favourite Actor: DonÕt Care

Favourite Song: ÒThree lions on my shirtÓ

Favourite Group/Music Style: limp bizkit / anything

Favourite Food: Roast Chicken & Xmas Pudding

Favourite Drink: Budweiser

Any superstitions?: no

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Gemma " me *** " and a T.V when I get bored of Gemma

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) To be a Striker

2) To have loads of everyting I ever wanted

3) Who needs a third wish when I have got everything I ever wanted !



Coming next month....Darin Thomas

Player Profile – Tony Barber

Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say hello to… 

Name: Tony Barber

Age: 23

Height & Weight: 5'10"; 13st 7lb 

Nickname: Malony

Position: Striker

Favourite Football Memory: Liverpool winning Champions League

Worst Football Memory: Liverpool losing Champions League

Favourite Football Team: Everton haha

Favourite Player(current): Me

Favourite Player (all-time): Paul Gascoigne

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Me

Favourite Film: The Godfather

Favourite Actor:Al Pacino

Favourite Song: Live Forever

Favourite Group/Music Style: Oasis

Favourite Food: Kebab

Favourite Drink: Snakebite and Black

Any superstitions?: -

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. A football and one of my team mates

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Money

2) Play for Liverpool at Anfield

3) Score more than 5 goals a season

Coming next month....?????

HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔKeep up the steady paceÕ to Phil Bolt

Name: Phil Bolt

Age: 33

Height & Weight: 5 ft 7 inches/11st 10lb

Nickname: Bolty

Position: Midfield

Favourite Football Memory:European Cup Final 1999

Worst Football Memory:Any Liverpool victory

Favourite Football Team: Man Utd

Favourite Player(current): Roy Keane

Favourite Player (all-time): Eric Cantona

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Mark Roberts

Favourite Film: Deerhunter

Favourite Actor:Robert de Niro

Favourite Song: Cranberries - Zombie

Favourite Group/Music Style:Radiohead

Favourite Food: Indian

Favourite Drink:Fosters

Any superstitions?: None

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Britney Spears & Daily Sport.

Self-explanatory

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) To be 2 yards quicker

2) Alex Ferguson to be 15 years younger

3) Osama Bin Laden to take care of Liverpool



Coming next month....James ÔtokenÕ Stacey

HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔWelcome to the clubÓ to Dylan Burrows



Name: Dylan Burrows

Age: 25

Height & Weight: 174cm/11 stone dead

Nickname: Naz

Position: Doggie

Favourite Football Memory:Winning the treble with Carharrack

Worst Football Memory:Scoring two own goals in one game and only being denied a hatrick by a great save from Daniel Burrows

Favourite Football Team: Arsenal

Favourite Player(current): Freddie Ljungberg

Favourite Player (all-time): Ian Wright

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Allan Buckley

Favourite Film: Bambi

Favourite Actor:Thumper

Favourite Song: Mr Blobby

Favourite Group/Music Style:Stereophonics/anything that makes me happy

Favourite Food: Pasties

Favourite Drink:Pint of water with ice

Any superstitions?: As many poos before foorball as I can

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Person - my girlfriend Sam; Item - a boat so we can leave the island and sail the world

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) to be rich

2) to be happy

3) to be healthy



Coming next month....

Player Profile - Martin Eddy

Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say “He’s older & wiser than us” to postie Martin Eddy



Name: Martin Eddy

Age: One Year Younger Than Dave Jull

Height & Weight: 5ft 8in/11st

Nickname: Ted

Position: Winger

Favourite Football Memory: Winning the League (Mining 1) with Holmans

Worst Football Memory: Losing Western Area Final with Holmans against Illogan to a bad referee

Favourite Football Team: Plymouth Argyle

Favourite Player(current): Luke McCormack

Favourite Player (all-time): Bobby Moore

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): James Stacey

Favourite Film: Italian Job

Favourite Actor: Phil Bolt

Favourite Song: Anything by Queen

Favourite Group/Music Style: Queen

Favourite Food: Pasta Dishes

Favourite Drink: Guinness

Any superstitions?: No

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: My wife/Phone to keep in touch with my boys

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Argyle to win the Premiership

2) Argyle to win the Champions League

3) Dave Jull to be ageless



Coming next month...Simon Barrand(again)!!

Player Profile - Rob Hosking



Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say “Run, rabbit, run” to lightning-quick Rob Hosking



Name: Rob Hosking

Age: 18

Height & Weight: 170cm/8.5 stone

Nickname: Scooter

Position: Centre Forward

Favourite Football Memory: Making my South Western league debut for St Austell away at Wadebridge - start of 2003/04 season

Worst Football Memory: Spurs losing 4-3 to Man City in FA Cup after leading 3-0

Favourite Football Team: Spurs

Favourite Player(current): Robbie Keane

Favourite Player (all-time): Gary Lineker

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Dave Jull

Favourite Film: Kevin & Perry Go Large

Favourite Actor: Dave Jull

Favourite Song: Southside Spinners - Luvstruck

Favourite Group/Music Style: Scooter

Favourite Food: Pasta Salad & Pickled Eggs

Favourite Drink: Diet Coke & Vodka

Any superstitions?: Loads - pickled eggs B4 a game, keep a routine getting changed: ankle support, then shorts etc

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Kirsty Gallagher & a boat

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Sign a Pro Contract at Spurs

2) Man Utd & Arsenal to be relegated to Conference

3) Million More Wishes



Coming next month....Martin Eddy!!!

Player Profile

Welcome to the second in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and a drunken, slurred welcome to ÔThe BellyÕ:

Name: Simon Inwards

Age: 19

Height & Weight: 5ft 8 inches/12 stone

Nickname: Inwards

Position: left hand side

Favourite Football Memory:pipping falmouth in the last game of the season to win the under 15's league title, then watching falmouth losing the cup final.

Worst Football Memory:breaking my leg last season against Portreath

Favourite Football Team: Man Utd

Favourite Player (current): Beckham

Favourite Player (all-time): Cantona

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Scott Òda guvnorÕ Whitney

Favourite Film: matrix, star wars (all of them), blade, bond films

Favourite Actor: Ewan McGregor

Favourite Song: The blood, the sweat, the tears

Favourite Group/Music Style: metallica/machine head

heavy metal, house, hard house, techno

Favourite Food: pasty from WC Rowe

Favourite Drink: Betty Stoggs, Spingo

Any superstitions?: no

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Sandra Bullocke, lifetime supply of spingo -

work it out...!!!

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Destroy hangovers

2) drop the prices of alcohol & petrol

3) open pubs & clubs in UK 24 hours a day



Coming next month....Simon Barrand

Player Profile - Guy Johnson

Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say “Keep smiling, Mr Happy!” to Guy Johnson

Name: Guy Johnson

Age: 34

Height & Weight: 5ft 10in/12 1/2 stone

Nickname: Frank Doberman

Position: Striker/Right Back

Favourite Football Memory: West Ham winning the FA Cup 1980 v Arsenal and Stopping Man Utd winning the league

Worst Football Memory: Getting knocked out of 2 consecutive Junior Cup Area Finals

Favourite Football Team: West Ham United

Favourite Player(current): Thierry Henry

Favourite Player (all-time): Bobby Moore

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Simon Barrand (he is a *****....up to you, chaps!)

Favourite Film: Football Factory

Favourite Actor: Al Pacino

Favourite Song: Angels - Robbie Williams

Favourite Group/Music Style: The Who

Favourite Food: Italian

Favourite Drink: Caffreys

Any superstitions?: None

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: My missus for ironing my shirts. My car VR6 - I love it to bits (not literally!)

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Win The Lottery

2) West Ham to win the premiership

3) Lifetime supply of Caffreys



Coming next month....Ryan Baber

HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÒPut your hands in the air & praise a true legend of Cornish Football...Dave JullÓ



Name: David Jull

Age: 46

Height & Weight: 6ft / 17 stone

Nickname: Crockett

Position: Goalkeeper

Favourite Football Memory: Watching: The 1966 World Cup Final (Yes, IÕm that old) Playing: Winning the Junior Cup with Pool SC (1984)

Worst Football Memory:Managing this season (2002/03) at Four Lanes

Favourite Football Team: Hartlepool Utd

Favourite Player(current): Mark Tinkler

Favourite Player (all-time): Pat Jennings

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Darin Thomas

Favourite Film: Rainman

Favourite Actor: Dustin Hoffman

Favourite Song:Always on my mind - Elvis Presley

Favourite Group/Music Style:Beatles/Doo-Wop

Favourite Food: Roast

Favourite Drink:Lager Shandy

Any superstitions?: Loads but football-wise, nothing in the goalnet except my bootbag & Drink. Certainly not the ball!!

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: My wife Sandra because she is the only one who could put up with me 24/7. A wireless (radio) because of the variety

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Good health

2) World Peace

3) Playing when IÕm 50

Coming next month....???

HereÕs the next in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and I say ÒHello you amazingly-talented footballerÓ to Darren Lewarne (IÕm not biased, honest!)

Name: Darren Lewarne

Age: 34

Height & Weight: 5 ft 10 inches/12 stone 7lb

Nickname: Daz

Position: Striker, Winger, Sweeper, Bench Keeper-Warmer?

Favourite Football Memory:Winning the Jubilee Cup with Redruth 3 years ago

Worst Football Memory:Snapping my Cruciate Ligament in October 1992 & being told by specialists that I would never play again. (Ha! Showed you!)

Favourite Football Team: Liverpool

Favourite Player (current): Robbie Fowler (already a legend) - even though heÕs left us!

Favourite Player (all-time): Pele - in a class of his own, a true pro and ambassador for the game, and an awesome goalscorer.

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Bloody hell - a hard one - IÕve seen 300+ players play for Redruth. I would probably go for Allan Buckley, my former strike partner.

Favourite Film: Salvador - I left the cinema shaking with emotion.

Favourite Actor:Robert de Niro

Favourite Song: OK...no laughing at the back....Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (I was sad & got the ÔFrankie Says RelaxÕ t-shirt) ;

Favourite Group/Music Style:House/Trance (Judge Jules/Paul Oakenfold mixes especially)

Favourite Food: Chilli Con Carne (Vegetarian)

Favourite Drink:Kronenberg 1664/Watermelon Bacardi Breezer (big girlÕs blouse)

Any superstitions?: Not really but always wear Number 11 shirt

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Kelly Brook (self-explanatory I think to any male member of the species) & a laptop computer with internet access, plus solar -powered energy (cos IÕm a bit of a net nerd, in case you hadnÕt guessed - I could then keep this website running!!...and the rest, should Kelly need a break!).

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) World Peace & no famine (all together now...ahhhh!)

2) An excellent state of health so I could carry on playing footie into my sixties

3) Enough money to make me happy,free from financial worries, and to be able to buy what I want but not too much to make me a recluse or a potential target for nutcase kidnappers. bombers etc (wow, thatÕs a bit effing profound for me!)

Coming next month....???

Player Profile – Barry McCabe 

Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say hello to… 

Name: The Moaner McCabe

Age: Goes up every year

Height & Weight: ?/?

Nickname: Moaner

Position: Ask the manager

Favourite Football Memory: Playing without Si Barrand and playing first game for Hinckley

Worst Football Memory: Playing with Si Barrand

Favourite Football Team: Spurs

Favourite Player(current): The Berbs

Favourite Player (all-time): Chris Waddle

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Phil Nicholls

Favourite Film: The Italian Job

Favourite Actor: Jessica Alba

Favourite Group/Music Style: R n B/Hip Hop

Favourite Food: Sausage & Chips

Favourite Drink: Carling

Any superstitions?: Put the same shinpad on same leg every game

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Rhianna and Viagra mmmm….

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Lifetime supply of beer

2) Aston Martin DB9

3) The money to pay the petrol and the car 

Coming next month....Tony Barber   

HereÕs the eighth in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔHELLO OLD MAN, CAN YOU HEAR US?Ó to Phil Nicholls

Name: Philip John Nicholls

Age: 37

Height & Weight: 5 ft 8 inches/12 stone 4 lb

Nickname: Philbert

Position: Centre Midfield or Right Midfield

Favourite Football Memory:Playing at Senior level

Worst Football Memory:Breaking my leg in the first game of the season, whilst playing for St Day against Perranwell

Favourite Football Team: Leeds

Favourite Player (current): Mark Viduka/Alan Smith

Favourite Player (all-time): -

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Good bunch of new players but all-time is Mark Roberts (Digit) - two good feet

Favourite Film: Western - Tombstone

Favourite Actor: Robert De Niro

Favourite Song: Forever Autumn (Moody Blues)

Favourite Group/Music Style:David Gray

Favourite Food: Indian/curry

Favourite Drink: Guinness

Any superstitions?: WonÕt play in Number 11 (after breaking my leg)

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why:Ray Mears, because IÕm boring but practical!! And IÕd hate to starve. Playboy as my item - use your imagination!!!

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Scoring the match winner for Leeds United whilst playing against Man United

2) To have a Million pounds

3) World Peace

Coming next month....Tom Rosenfeld!!!

HereÕs the seventh in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say Ôwhat a colossusÕ to Daniel Perkins

Name: Daniel Robert Perkins

Age: 19

Height & Weight: 6 ft 3 inches/12 stone & proud

Nickname: ? (Colossus/Perks)

Position: Centre Half

Favourite Football Memory:Joining Redruth Utd

Worst Football Memory:Joining Redruth Utd

Favourite Football Team: Bradford City rule!!

Favourite Player (current): Sol Campbell

Favourite Player (all-time): -

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Scott Whitney (god bless)

Favourite Film: Willy Wonka & the Choccy Factory

Favourite Actor: Nick Cage

Favourite Song: Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye

Favourite Group/Music Style:Soul

Favourite Food: Italian

Favourite Drink: Booze

Any superstitions?: I only kiss kiss kiss when the sun donÕt shine. Oh wo oh.

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: J-Lo & a dildo because it will be fun

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) World Peace

2) I had a life

3) Loads of money



Coming next month....Phil Nicholls

HereÕs the tenth in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔHi to the Human DolphinÕ to Tom Rosenfeld

Name: Tom Rosenfeld

Age: 19

Height & Weight: 5 ft 11 inches/73kg

Nickname: -

Position: Striker

Favourite Football Memory:Being awarded most improved player of the season by Goonhavern U/13 FC

Worst Football Memory:Only being sub and not getting on the pitch for Goonhavern U/13 in Kerrier U/13 Cup Final

Favourite Football Team: Liverpool

Favourite Player Swimmer(all-time): Ian Thorpe - Australian World Record Holder

Favourite Player (all-time): Pele

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Not interested

Favourite Film: Gone in 60 seconds

Favourite Actor:Nick Cage/Julia Roberts

Favourite Song: Coldplay

Favourite Group/Music Style:All music

Favourite Food: Pizza

Favourite Drink:Beer!

Any superstitions?: -

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Britney Spears!!!!!!! Sun Cream - we could massage each other

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Flash car

2) Play for Liverpool

3) Have a good sex life!



Coming next month....RedruthÕs 2nd longest serving player....Nigel Andrew

HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔLike father like sonÕ to Callum Salmon (son of the mighty John Salmon)



Name: Callum Salmon

Age: 17

Height & Weight: 5ft 11in / 12 stone

Nickname: Craig Parkes

Position: Right Back

Favourite Football Memory: Arsenal completing the double in 1998 and 2002, and winning the cup-winners cup in 1994

Worst Football Memory: Being dropped by Illogan even though I played well and scored plenty of goals - all in my first season of menÕs football

Favourite Football Team: Arsenal

Favourite Player(current): Patrick Viera - best midfielder and most complete player in the world

Favourite Player (all-time): Ian Wright - bagged goals for fun

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): John Salmon (Alright, IÕll have that fiver now, Dad)

Favourite Film: The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)

Favourite Actor: Ruud van Nistelrooy

Favourite Song: ÒStand up, if you hate TottenhamÓ

Favourite Group/Music Style: I like all kinds of music

Favourite Food: Chinese & Kebabs

Favourite Drink: anything non-alcoholic (ha!)

Any superstitions?: DonÕt like heights or Man Utd

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why:

1) Laptop computer with internet, email & Championship Manager installed

2) Alex Ferguson (so I could give him a few tips on how not to be a prick)

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) That I would be a permanent member of the Arsenal & England defence for years to come

2) That I could have a lovely female model every night (oh, you said wish, didnÕt you?)

3) 3 more wishes!!!

Coming next month....the legend who is...Dave Jull

Player Profile - Callum Salmon (...again)



Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say “He don’t stop dribbling!” to Callum Salmon



Name: Callum Salmon

Age: 18

Height & Weight: 6ft/13stone

Nickname: Burger (but my little brother Cameron calls me fat guts!! The bloody cheek!)

Position: Anywhere, but I played left midfield for a season

Favourite Football Memory: Arsenal winning the double in ‘98 & ‘02 and going unbeaten in the league in ‘04. Also when Redruth turn up the style and play class football.

Worst Football Memory: Whenever I play poor and get dropped.

Favourite Football Team: Arsenal (I only support class acts)

Favourite Player(current): Thierry Henry (Pace, power, skill - reminds me of myself!!!)

Favourite Player (all-time): Ian Wright (scored more goals than I’ve had hot dinners!!)

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Adam Williams (coz me & him are the only players under 100 years old!!)

Favourite Film: American Beauty/The Terminator/Psycho

Favourite Actor: Ruud van Nistelrooy

Favourite Song: I heard it through the grapevine

Favourite Group/Music Style: Allsorts

Favourite Food: Chinese food. Spicy stuff in general.

Favourite Drink: Grrrr!! BEER

Any superstitions?: I like to wear the number 16 shirt. I better get it back Williams or there’ll be trouble!!

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: My girlfriend for...erm...company...whenever I want it!! A pair of goalkeeper gloves so I can catch some of Simon Barrand’s wayward crosses!! Sorry Si, only joking!!

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) The ability to run up and down the football pitch for 90 mins without getting tired or breaking a sweat

2) For Darren Lewarne to dip in his pocket and buy me a pint once in a while. Ha ha!!

3) To play football with both my younger brothers Connor (10) and Cameron (8) in a few years time



Coming next month....Brett Wasden

HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔWelcome to the clubÓ to John Salmon



Name: John Salmon

Age: 36

Height & Weight: 5ft 10in/13.6 stone

Nickname: Sammo

Position: Anywhere in the centre - centre half, centre midfield, centre forward

Favourite Football Memory:Playing against Fulham FC for Illogan - we were well beaten but it was a great experience (chasing shadows)

Worst Football Memory:Losing any finals or missing games through injury or suspension

Favourite Football Team: Arsenal

Favourite Player(current): Patrick Viera (forget Keane, Gerrard) - simply the best

Favourite Player (all-time): Tony Adams (the best centre half in my lifetime)

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Phil Nicholls - always gives 100%

Favourite Film: Alien

Favourite Actor:David Ginola (what a cheating b*stard)

Favourite Song: To many...maybe Revolution by The Beatles

Favourite Group/Music Style:Queen, Rock ÔnÕ Roll, Punk Roll, Anything with attitude

Favourite Food: Anything my other half cooks (so she says)

Favourite Drink:Guinness

Any superstitions?: Not really, although I prefer to wear the No4 shirt

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: ItÕs got to be Sandra Bullocke for obvious reasons and a PC with Championship Manager installed in case Sandra needs a rest

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) My three sons all to play football for England

2) My fire brigade alerter wouldnÕt go off between midnight & 6 in the morning

3) IÕll wake up tomorrow morning 20 years younger, 3 stone lighter & larger in some regions



Coming next month....Dylan Burrows

HereÕs the next one in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔIs it cos I is black?Õ to James Stacey

Name: James Stacey

Age: 18

Height & Weight: 6ft/12 stone

Nickname: DarrenÕs son

Position: Anywhere apart from goal (Striker)

Favourite Football Memory:Being the best black player in the Redruth side since I joined

Worst Football Memory:Joining Redruth

Favourite Football Team: Wolves

Favourite Player(current): Mark Kennedy

Favourite Player (all-time): Steve Bull

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): My Daddy (Darren)

Favourite Film: Whitemen CanÕt Jump

Favourite Actor:Wesley Snipes

Favourite Song: Angels - Robbie Williams

Favourite Group/Music Style:Slipknot. ÔR ÔnÕ B

Favourite Food: Anything vegetarian

Favourite Drink:Coffee

Any superstitions?: What does that mean? Wearing No 12

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Vanessa Lawson (sheÕs got massive t*ts) & a victory cigar

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) F**k girls all day up the a**e

2) Lifetime supply of beer

3) Loads of money



Coming next month....me (Darren Lewarne)...finally after 19 other player profiles!!!

Here?s the fourth in our series ?Get to know the boyz frum Redruth?, and we say a huge (literally) hello to our new stopper at the back, Darin Thomas

Name: Darin Thomas

Age: 26

Height & Weight: 6ft 2 inches/17 1/2 stone

Nickname: Thommo

Position: Centre Half

Favourite Football Memory:Captaining Praze Sunday side to a league and cup double.

Worst Football Memory:Tearing my hamstring in the first five minutes of a cup final

Favourite Football Team: Manchester United

Favourite Player (current): Jaap Stam

Favourite Player (all-time): Bryan Robson

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Phil Nicholls

Favourite Film: Any James Bond movie

Favourite Actor: Sean Connery

Favourite Song: Any by Bon Jovi

Favourite Group/Music Style: -

Favourite Food: Pasty

Favourite Drink: Vodka & Coke

Any superstitions?: Only one to wear shirt no 5 or 15

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you?re allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Jennifer Aniston & a fridge full of beer

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) To play a match at Old Trafford football pitch

2) Loads of money to buy whatever I want

3) To do a clean sweep in the forthcoming season



Coming next month....Adam Williams

Player Profile - Brett Wasden



Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say “Evening All” to Brett Wasden



Name: Brett Wasden

Age: 29

Height & Weight: 6ft 2in/13stone 12lb

Nickname: Wazza

Position: Centra Defence

Favourite Football Memory: Beating the pigs (Sheffield Utd) at Wembley. Beating Man Utd in the Rumbelows Cup Final 1991

Worst Football Memory: Double Final Loss (Sheffield Wed v Arsenal). Getting sent off v Chacewater for Redruth

Favourite Football Team: Sheffield Wednesday

Favourite Player(current): Me or John Terry (not much difference)

Favourite Player (all-time): David Hirst

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Phil Nicholls (History Figure)

Favourite Film: Independence Day

Favourite Actor: Brad Pitt

Favourite Song: Keane - Bedshaped

Favourite Group/Music Style: Oasis/Any Chart Music

Favourite Food: Curry

Favourite Drink: Anything with Alcohol

Any superstitions?: No, I’m afraid of them

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: The Wife(she says I never take her anywhere). Football (Practice makes me able to play)

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) World Peace

2) Redruth United in the World Cup Final vs Germany

3) Me Having Limitless Overdraft



Coming next month....Guy Johnson

Player Profile

Welcome to the first in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and a warm welcome to Scottie:

Name: Scott Whitney

Age: 18

Height & Weight: 5ft 6 inches/10 stone

Nickname: Scottie

Position: anywhere especially right back or centre mid

Favourite Football Memory:first league title at under 15 down St Just and the heavy alcohol session to follow

Worst Football Memory:being dropped in under 16's after starting the first game and winning a unanimous man of the match

Favourite Football Team: Liverpool

Favourite Player (current): Steven Gerrard

Favourite Player (all-time): Diego "hand of god" Maradonna

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Phil Nicholls

Favourite Film: Goodfellas

Favourite Actor: Robert de Niro

Favourite Song:Mavericks - Òjust wanna dance the night awayÓ has good memories but not really that

Favourite Group/Music Style: dont really care!!!!

Favourite Food: roast beef with loads of veg

Favourite Drink: any alcohol

Any superstitions?: too many to write to down.

1 Can only play in number six

2 will not enter the changing room still wearing my shirt after the game

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Denise Richards and a cooker:

she can cook my meals and have regular sex. Best of both worlds!!

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Paying no football subs

2) senior football status for redruth

3) not fussy, 5 million pound, maybe more



Coming next month....Simon Inwards!

HereÕs the fifth in our series ÒGet to know the boyz frum RedruthÓ, and we say ÔWhassupÕ to RedruthÕs youngest-ever player.

Name: Adam Williams

Age: 14

Height & Weight: 5ft 9inches/10 stone

Nickname: Sonic

Position: Any

Favourite Football Memory:Scoring 15 goals on my debut for Carn Brea under 11Õs

Worst Football Memory:Missing 2 penalties in a cup final match

Favourite Football Team: Liverpool

Favourite Player (current): Steven Gerrard

Favourite Player (all-time): Karel Poborsky

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Scotty

Favourite Film: Blue Streak

Favourite Actor: Martin Lawrence

Favourite Song: Freestyler (Bomfunk MCs)

Favourite Group/Music Style: Papa Roach (Rock)

Favourite Food: Roast Beef

Favourite Drink: Metz or Budweiser

Any superstitions?: No

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, youÕre allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: I would have page 3 girl Jordan so that I wouldnÕt get bored & a video camera

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) A mansion in Tenerife

2) Hundred Million Pounds

3) And a lifetime supply of alcohol

Coming next month....Daniel Perkins!!!

Player Profile - Adam Williams (...again)



Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say “Killer Smokes” to Adam Williams



Name: Adam Williams

Age: 17

Height & Weight: 5ft 11in/13.5 stone

Nickname: Trigg/Smokes

Position: Anywhere

Favourite Football Memory: Joining Four Lanes under 18s, then playing for Plymouth Argyle under 18s

Worst Football Memory: Joining Four Lanes 1st Team

Favourite Football Team: Man City

Favourite Player(current): Anelka

Favourite Player (all-time): Kinkladze

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Tom Rosenfeld

Favourite Film: Snow White & the 7 Dwarves

Favourite Actor: Christiano Ronaldo

Favourite Song: System of a down - Build a prison

Favourite Group/Music Style: Kennedy Soundtrack/Death Metal

Favourite Food: Smoked Mackeral

Favourite Drink: Guinness

Any superstitions?: Only wearing no16, ain’t that right, Callum?

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Name them & explain why: Carol Smillie because I wouldn’t get bored of taking the p*ss, and a playboy mag!

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Callum passing the ball

2) Man City winning the Premiership

3) Lifetime supply of Guinness



Coming next month....Callum Salmon (again) !!!

Player Profile – Jake Williams

Here is the next one in our series “Get to know the boyz frum Redruth”, and we say hello to… 

Name: Jake Williams

Age: 18

Height & Weight: ???

Nickname: Jakey

Position: Left Midfield

Favourite Football Memory: Scoring on my debut for Redruth against St Buryan to keep the unbeaten run

Worst Football Memory: Arsenal losing UEFA cup on penalties

Favourite Football Team: Arsenal

Favourite Player(current): Ronaldo

Favourite Player (all-time): Henry

Favourite RUFC Player (all-time): Ryan Baber

Favourite Film: Rise of the Foot Soldier

Favourite Actor: Danny Dyer

Favourite Song: ???

Favourite Group/Music Style: ???

Favourite Food: Pasty

Favourite Drink: Sambucca

Any superstitions?: No

You are washed ashore on a desert island. As company, you are allowed 1 person & 1 item. Cheryl Cole.  Viagra.

You find a magic lamp, and give it a polish. A genie pops out & grants you 3 wishes. What are they?

1) Arsenal to never lose

2) Man Utd and Liverpool to get relegated

3) a million more

Coming next month....?????