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Saturday, May 9

  Knights 7 vs Cachorros 0 Back to Schedules
  Teams: R H E  
  Knights vs 7 7 0  
  Cachorros 0 0 0  
Game Played 5/9/2015 9:00AM  

Grilling Them
Stacy Scott achieved a rare state of perfection.
Master Mound Blaster
Grill Masterpiece!
Saturday, May 9, 2015, at 9:00 A.M. on Carpenter Field #8.

Stacy "The Grill Master" Scott dazzled the previously unbeaten Cachorros with a spectacular perfect game under the threatening, overcast skies at Carpenter Field on Saturday morning. The veteran hurler retired nine straight batters, including seven strikeouts, and his offense exploded for seven runs in the top of the first, to give him more support than he need. The Knights batted around in the rally, highlighted by Jimmy "The Assassin" Richardson's majestic grand slam home run, that nearly changed zip codes on the back end. The Assassin's kill shot had league pundits scrambling for their tape measures and the record books to document the historical significance of the moment. The Knights tallied three more runs, before an inning ending double play at the top of the order stopped the juvenile ursine carnage. Scott made the lead hold up, never allowing a base runner, before the monsoon rains came. Since the one hour time limit had expired, making the game official by league rules, Scott was credited with the rain-shortened perfect game, and earned his first mound victory of the season. The Knights take on the Bolts, Thursday, May 14, in an 8:30 P.M. start at Carpenter Field #8.

The above reporter's embellishment is the writer's artistic impression of how events would have unfolded, given statistical probabilities and the laws of physics, had the Cachorros actually fielded enough players to avoid a forfeit. Apologies to the readers who may have taken the above at face value.


Upcoming Games
Date Event Time Location
Thu 5/28 Baseball Knights vs Outlaws 6:15 PM - 8:15 PM Carpenter Field #8
Thu 5/28 Baseball Knights vs Outlaws 8:30 PM - 10:30 PM Carpenter Field #8
Sat 5/30 Baseball Cachorros vs Knights 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM Carpenter Field #8