Palm Bay Fast Pitch Little League Softball: Umpires Corner

An Umpires View Of Softball

How many softball players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible! They are too busy complaining about the last call.

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What is the difference between a softball player and a puppy?

A puppy will eventually stop whining!

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What do you call a basement full of softball players?

A whine cellar.