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7. - Posted November 25, 2010 3:15AM
jbelectricbikes
Funny Jokes

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.

The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.

Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.

Mr T's chains are not made of gold, they are actually made of curium, one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow him down, and you're lucky they do, fool.

Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

Mr. T is the reason the sky is blue. Don't ask stupid questions.

Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.


Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

When Mr. T was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Mr. T's foreskin as Shaquille O'Neal.

When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T does not actually pity fools. He is just being sarcastic. No one has noticed because it is difficult to pick up such subtleties while being bludgeoned.

Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.

Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.


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6. - Posted November 15, 2010 2:38AM
jbelectricbikes
Dirty Jokes

These three men were stranded on an island: a Nefoundlander, a Cape Bretoner and a Quebecian. The three searched the island to try to find a way off when the Nefoundlander came upon a lamp with a genie. The genie poped up and said, “I will grant three wishes, so that's one for each of you.” So the Newfoundlander goes, “Well I wish I was back in Newfoundland.” So puff, he was sent to Newfoundland.

Then the Quebecian jumps up and says me next me next, I know exactly want I want. TheQuebecian says, “I would like to build a wall. I want this wall to be 1000 feet high and I want it to surround Quebec, so that nothing can get in and nothing can get out, and I want to be in Quebec.” So the genie says okay and builds the wall, and now Quebec is officially separate from the rest of Canada and the Quebecian is back there.

So now the Cape Bretoner gets up and says, “Tell me more about this wall.” So the genie tells him, “This wall is 1000 feet high and surrounds Quebec and noting can pass in or out of Quebec.”

So the Cape Bretoner says, “Okay. Fill it with water.”

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5. - Posted October 31, 2006 6:33AM
ECSSYFL
The Jr. East Coast Street Ball league.
We are looking for teams to join our league. We have boys and girls divisions.   Calling out the street ball capital state of the world ny, nj , pa, or del. Different rules are in this street ball league. if you think you have the team to compete in this league contact us. jrecsbl@aol.com or contact us at. We are a non - profit corporation. Our divisions are 8-9, 10-11, 12-14, 15-16, 17-18 must be in high school. Or check out our information website www.eteamz.com/ecsbl




4. - Posted November 17, 2004 9:11AM
goalieboy0016
Magic Tricks 90 Michigan

Hello from the Magic 90 soccer team in Rochester Michigan. Stop by our site and please sign the guestbook.




3. - Posted March 7, 2004 8:08PM
HOTROD
long island basketball league

Good day Coaches, Asst. Coaches, Tournament Directors, Basketball Players/Fans:


My name is Mike Rod. and I the coordinators of the NY-Long Island Basketball Leagues. One of Long Island Premier Adult and Youth recreational leagues.
Our organization would like to extend an invitation to you, your coaches, peers, friends, family, current and former athletes to participate in our 2004 season.
Our league offers basketball programs catering to both adults 19 and older.
We reviewed came across your e-mail address from various New York based web sites. We are attempting to market our organization/league to anyone of your former participants/players. We realize the possibility that many of your athletes are finished playing college basketball, lost eligibility because of age requirements of other leagues/organizations. If possible we are hoping you can contact these players with our attached flyer for their possible interest. This is an open invitation for an Adult men's and women's basketball league with a minimum age requirements of 18 & older.
Meet people, make new friends, challenge, network, compromise, associate, and compete against your peers. Recreational competitive fun for all, get away from the daily bump and grind of your jobs. if this is not of interest to you, when time permits please refer this to any interested parties you may come into contact.
We are currently recruiting players for our Winter/Spring 2004 season Adult and
Junior 5 on 5 full court leagues. We also assist individual players looking to be placed on a
team within the league. We have a very large response for teams requesting to play in our
Long Island based league. If anyone who resides outside of Nassau and is interested in
playing in the league please let us know. For players traveling outside of Nassau County
(e.g., Suffolk), we can place you at gym sites closest to your residence or your place of
employment. If you are seriously interested please provide us with your phone number and e-mail address whereas we may get in contact with you. We will not respond to any inquiries without a contact number. Attached for your review is a league flyer.

The Adult Division will be commencing March 17th.
Registration Deadline: March 15h.



Should you have any further questions please do not hesitate to call upon us. Thanks again for your interest. Thanks again for your time and consideration



Commissioner:


MIKE ROD: (908) 334-0884 E-MAIL: NYLIB92@AOL.COM OR MIKE ROD2@AOL.COM

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LEAGUE OPEN TO MEN/WOMEN AGES 19 & OVER
PLAY INDOORS : 5 - 5, HALF- COURT, 6' & UNDER, OVER 45, & CO-ED.
ALL DIVISIONS BASED ON SKILL LEVELS
SEASONS OPEN 03/2004

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INFO: 908 - 334 - 0884
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2. - Posted November 3, 2003 3:03AM
tango
tango soccer


Hi from Ohio,
Just stopped by to say good luck with your upcoming season. We are a boys team from Ohio, and have just started our indoor season.
Please drop by and check us out, sign our book and let us know that you came by
Dylan #8




1. - Posted November 5, 2002 9:36AM
TYRONE HESTER
MORRIS BROWN A.M.E WARRIORS

WE ARE LOOKING FOR AWAY GAMES IN NOV AND DEC
IF INTERRESTED LET ME KNOW ASAP THANK YOU