Fish & Game: Welcome
Marlboro Fish & Game Softball
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Other old-timers may tell you that this group is capable of beating any team in the league -- but don't you believe it. Despite mixing gerital and viagra in with our gatorade, we've led the league in old-age injuries (pulled hammys, sunburn on our bald spots, gum disease, etc.) for that last 5 years straight and there's no reason to believe that streak will end this season.
To be honest, we actually intended to sign up for Fred Scerra's senior league because we heard that the chicks who come out to watch the games are closer to our age group (and have removable teeth if you know what I mean) but Coach John forgot his friggin trifocal glasses and accidently signed us up for the MISL league again. Bloody hell.
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