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Long Island White Sox "Bermanisms"
What is a Bermanism? A Bermanism is a play on words nickname that a player has received from ESPN analyst, Chris Berman. Examples are Walt Three Blind Weiss, Greg Gagne "With a Spoon", Bartolo "After Shave" Colon, Darryl "Green Eggs And" Hamilton, etc. We here in Soxland have nothing better to with our time than to come up with our own Bermanisms (or Wagnerisms, since Chris Berman didn't come up with these!) for all our White Sox players; past, present and future. If you have a good one, please submit it via the Message Boards and it will receive the highest consideration (before being dumped unceremoniously).
Current Players
Al Fettucine Loffredo
Andy Dont call me Dudek
Bobby I Dream Of Manginee
Bill Off the Schneider
Carl Ronnie James Deo
Charles Never Say Everoski
Dan Decicco and Destroy
Darryl Don't Fall Off The Wagner
David Thanks a Glotzer
Eric Cry Me A Rivera
Eric Johnson & Johnston
Luke I Am Your Father Tarantino
Mike Old Man Riva
Nick My House is Just Around The O'Connor
Sal Tavernese On The Green
Retirees
Annie, Get Your Tommy Gun Clark
Anthony Yo Quiero Taco Bellamente
Bryan's Hope Hulser
Chris Is You Tizzano or Is You Ain't My Baby
David Hail me a Cabrera
David Kick To The Krachenfels
Frankly I Don't Give a Franzone
Fred The Unmitigated Gallant
Jimmy Stroubix Cube
John Northrop by Northwest
Kyle Speak and Spelman
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Smestad
Rob KorRow row row your boat
Steve Don't call me Courtney Cox
Steve One If By Wendland, Two If By Sea
Tony Wheel Of Fortunato
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