You know you have it bad when you have to give directions using softball fields as landmarks.
Question: Which bases are harder to run to? From 1st to 2nd? Or from 2nd to 3rd?
Answer: 2nd to 3rd because you have to go through a short stop!
What goes all around the softball field but never moves?
The fence.
Symptoms of too much softball:
*Your diet consists of sunflower seeds and Gatorade
*Your favorite color is softball yellow
*When you see the shadow of the ball, you yell, "Ball! Ball! Ball!)
*You have a striped tan on the back of your legs from your sliders
Question: What do you call a good umpire?
Answer: Rare
