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Donkey Punch
Hunter
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, District of Columbia
20006
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Week 7 (5/25) - DP vs. Sorry About Your Daughter (aka Chuck Norris...) - 7:00PM. Field B
Week 8 (6/1) - DP vs. Rubber Balls and Licker - 8:30PM. Field B
Hunter will be gone for the last two games of the season. Be sure to check in with Garrett (aka da' Mauler) as he is Field General in charge.
LET GARRETT KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING
Email him if you will be coming to games by Thursday morning. We need confirmation to better plan our kicking order, which hasn't been very solid in recent weeks. Thanks.
Pregame Bar
As usual, meet up at Nolan's.
Check out DP 2006 highlights
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Donkey History
Established in 2003 after a splinter group of WAKA's Potomac division team, the Bus decided that a Monday night of kickball and heavy drinking made for an excruciatingly long work week. Donkey Punch's first stop took them to Thursday nights in the Rock Creek Division. The team promptly stunk on the field, but created great mischief at the bar. Clothes pins were had by many. 2004 brought DP to its current home in the Liberty Division in Adams Morgan. A banner year was had, capped off by a most luscious victory over the new found rival, DC Shockers in the Liberty Division Championship game. 2005 brought more of the same for DP. Again the team scratched and clawed it's way to the top of the standings to finish the year in first place. Alas, DP could not keep their mojo and were bounced in second round division tourney play by Hoe Train. Damn Hoes! So, with spring 2006 upon us and a new moniker, could there be more magic for the Donkey or was it all in the name. Only time will tell. |
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Name that Uder
Current Team Names NOT Banded by WAKA
DC Star: Buntilingus
DC Star: Rusty Trombones
DC Adams Morgan: Sex Panthers
DC Adams Morgan: Girls on Top
DC Adams Morgan: Virginity Fraud
DC Capital: Derelict My Balls
DC Dupont: Dupont Circle Jerks
DC Dupont: We Like it on Top
DC Independence: Friends With Benefits
DC Liberty Rubber Balls and Licker
DC Lightning: Just the Tip
DC Monument: Balls Deep
DC Monument: Only B*tches Bunt
DC Rock Creek: Banana Hammock
DC Rock Creek: Hung and the Restless
VA Capital: Come from Behind
VA Dominion: Golden Showers
VA Triumph: For Me to Poop On
MD Bethesda: Pull Out Kwik
AZ Fire: Pink Tacos
AZ Fire: Sara's Hookers
CA Capital: No Talent A$$ Clowns
CA Dogtown: Pregnant Cheerleaders
CA Gold Rush: Blue Ballz
CA Golden Gate: Nad Kickers
CA Golden Gate: Roman Helmuts
CA Golden Gate: Carpetmunters
FL Beach: Harry Balls
FL West Palm: Big Knockers
SC Palmetto: Tallywhackers
SC Palmetto: One Eyed Willy Whisker Biscuits
We here at Donkey Punch encourge you to contact your WAKA rep and let them you also disagree with this naming policy. Remember, it's the World Adult Kickball Association. With drinking and "socializing" such a integral part of WAKA, doesn't it serve to make sense that we - the paying customer - not be treated like children?
In 2006, the fascist governing body within WAKA deemed the team name "Donkey Punch" to be in violation of its naming conventions. So, after four years without a peep WAKA decided to arbitrarily enforce its funny little rules. Never mind they love to encourage social drinking, partying, and hooking up. So, after being shot down a second time, with the name "Don Key Punch",and being told to "change it, or we'll change it for you", the team formerly know as Donkey Punch became "Somari Uder". But, the spirit still remains. Fear the Somari!
During his fetish porn phase, one-time team captain Bruce Chen stumbled across a flick containing a llama and a big red ball as main players. Thus inspired, Chen set out to form a team of like-minded freaks for a kickball team and the occasional key party. His success quickly turned to failure when the teammates became so obsessed with the key parties that they turned their backs on kickball. Chen went back to the drawing board and put together the team of circus folk (sadly not a "little person" among them) seen in the Liberty Division today. Wanting to pay homage to his inspiration for the team, Bruce submitted "Llama Kick" as the team's name. Unfortunately, the president of the division in which they played that year had seen the same flick and rejected the name as a blatant sexual reference. The team was then renamed after current captain Malik's favorite beverage. |
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