This is courtesy of the Chaos Softball Team.  I thought it fit our girls perfectly.

You know you're a softball player when... * Pre-wrap is no longer for injuries but for your hair * At the end of the summer you have the infamous tan lines that won't go away till spring and by then you'll have school ball * You avoid wearing skirts and dresses...I mean c'mon. The scars are only cool to you and the other softball girls * Blisters, cuts, and scars are for show and bragging * You haven't been to Church on Sunday for years * Someone asks you what you do outside of school and the only other activity you can think of is Softball * Boys say "Baseball is so much harder then softball" and you just laugh because you really know that softball is much more difficult...besides we use bigger balls don't we? * All your white clothing has some kind of brown tint to it * Your batting glove starts to smell like onions/corn dogs/and old people * Your batting gloves have to be torn to shreds before you'd ever get new ones * You've classified "the softball field" as its own scent * Everyone on your team has known each other for years and in ways you would never get to know another girl friend. * Old men say they play softball..but really you know that they just play slowpitch BASEBALL * You can't stand it when people refer to softball as "baseball" and then say..."They're the same thing" cuz they're NOT!! * Long socks are your best friend * You see a group of people playing softball, and you have an incredible urge to ask if you can join in and play * The end of softball season is basically never * Your drawers are filled with 4,857,295,256 softball T-shirts/Jerseys * A "short trip" to your tournament takes 2 hours * When your summer softball team practices in winter * When you wear your softball cleats everywhere you go * Waking up at 8 in the morning for a tournament game is considered late * When McDonalds should start paying YOU to come eat there * When you read this and are thinking "Yepp thats my life in a nutshell" * You've relaced your glove about five times and still refuse to get a new one when it starts falling apart AGAIN this is my life