Football isn't always serious and sometimes we've had some real laughs. I thought I'd put some of the stories up that have made us laugh during the years. If you have any you'd like to put up then contact me in the usual way...


Paris-isms

As everyone who knows her is aware Paris is somewhat of a legend some of the corkers she has said throughout the years includes....

Thinking a tournament was a flag...

No knowing the difference between fake tan and suncream...

Thinking Bognor Regis was abroad...


Wrong turn!

Two seasons ago we were travelling to an away game in Luton and myself and Lucy were following Andy Fensome. As we headed through Flitwick I thought Andy was taking a somewhat funny route. But we carried on...however as he entered a housing estate I really began to worry. It was only then that I realised that the Silver Vectra I followed wasn't his but belonged to some random bloke! A bloke that wondered why there was 8 cars following him to his house!!! We had to turn around pretty sharpish before we got done for stalking!
Lucy was almost dying laughing,I did feel a tad silly...

Stop the game!!!

A story that a parent kindly passed on to me last year. When the girls were first playing years back (most would have been 8 or 9) they were playing a competitive game when suddenly the ref noticed half the players were huddled round in a corner. Thinking it might have been an injury they stopped the game and investigated only to see a cat had came on the pitch and the girls had stopped to stroke it!! Suffice to say the girls perhaps didn't have much of a competitive instinct at that age!!