When a puck hits your eye like a big pumpkin pie, Thatsa Hockey! When push comes to shove and Granny droves her gloves, Thatsa Hockey! When a check busts the glass, and a Ref falls on his ass, Thatsa Hockey! When a puck finds the net like a crackhead in a jet, Thatsa Hockey! When the hot-dog mascots fight and the league all goes on strike, Thatsa Hockey! Whoa dude, hot-dogs fighting? Who brought the mustard and relish?
We proudly present our Us vs Them Top 10 List of
Reasons the NHL should not go on strike!
Annoying Mascot Drum Role Please...
10. Whos going to eat all those hot-dogs???
9. When hockey isnt on youll have to explain to your kids Greed is a new rock band.
8. Illegal Immigrants will turn Arenas into low income goverment housing communities...
7. Your Playstation 2 will go on strike too...
6. Infomercials will replace instant replays...
5. Ice Girls will become Hooters Girls...
4. Canadians wont have anything to do...
3. Golf courses will always be full...
2. The fans...
1. Elvis wont be able to leave the building!!!
