St. Louis Lightning 94/95 Girls Basketball Team: Humor

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Humor

CAREFUL
A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage daughter. Suddenly the girl bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful ! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter ! Oh my goodness ! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them ! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my ! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER ? They're going to stick ! Careful ! ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL ! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking ! Never! Turn them ! Hurry up ! Are you CRAZY! Have you lost your mind ? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The mother stared at her. "What's wrong with you ? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The daughter calmly replies, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play basketball. "

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