Phil Masi was catching one day when Al Javery faced the San Francisco Giants.  The first 3 hitters all ripped hits on Javery's fist pitch.  The manager, Casey Stengel popped out of the dugout for a conference on the mound.
           "What kind of pitches has he been throwing?" Stengel asked Masi.
           "I dunno," Masi said.  "I haven't caught one yet"!!!

                          THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

           If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving a infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering whether there are men on base!!!

                                        IS THERE  BASEBALL IN HEAVEN???
                                                 PETE AND JOE
           Two 90 year old friends are discussing Joe's impending death.  Pete is at Joe's deathbed and asks his life-long pal, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor, let me know if there is baseball in heaven, ok"?
           The dying man said, "Pete, we've been friends for years, of course I'll do that for you", and then he closes his eyes and dies.  A few days later, Pete is awakened by the sound of Joe's voice.  "PETE, great news, THERE IS BASEBALL IN HEAVEN, but I've got some really bad news".
           "What's the bad news"?, Pete asked,
           "You're pitching tomorrow"!!! Joe replied.