Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching on Wednesday."


(4)
A rookie sat next to his manager and watched Roger Maris gun down a runner trying to go from first to third.

"Kid, you won't see a throw like that again in a million years."

Three innings later, Maris duplicated the feat.

The rookie turned to the manager and said, "Time sure flies up here in the Majors."


(5)
A Mets fan, a Braves fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountian. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for that team.

Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets!!!" and throw’s himself off the top of the mountian.

Next the Braves fan yells, "I love Atlanta....This is for you Braves!!" and he, too, jumps off.

And then the Red Sox fan reaches the top and screams, "This is for EVERYONE!!" and pushes the Yankee fan off the mountian.


(6)
Q: You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!


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