Ask Ernest

They're back. He's done with his research; Hunting and Life are both relevant in irrelevance. That's what Rick says, anyway. But, more importantly, he's got a new set of rankings. Rankings to bring in the new year. Richer Rankings-- more intense, insightful and delightful. Check 'em out!

Richer Rankings! (Done by Rick Wheeler, writer of Rick's Rankings)

1. Carl Blumgren. He showed up to Bob's on time. And only ate one oat cake.

2. Terry Hershey. T. wrote about Carl and Dan at Bob's. Next time maybe he'll stop in.

3. (tie) Eric Blingham. He's getting married! And his proposal only lasted 3 hours 26 minutes!

3. (tie) Daniel Puz. She's getting married! She listened for 3 hours 26 minutes! Then said yes!

5. Lana Turner. She's back like the lion in Chronicles of Narnia.

6. Liza Hoggins. For believing in anything, and then believing again.

7. The Up Doggz. Champs again! 3 times, chill rhymes.

8. Me. I'm back in the top 10. I can't help it.

9. Shastasha. She's a top 10, too, but not ahead of her man because that's me, Rick.

10. Mike Holmgren. God Bless those Hawks, even if God may not care. I said may not...

11. Brent Barnes. He orchestrated a world class beating on Sedro Wooley. And he loves the football!

12. Andy Knutsen. Brilliant JV match announcing. Voice like honey, rhymes like ice.

Hey Ernest,

Give me some updates on the VHS Boys Basketball and the Boys and Girls Wrestling Teams.

I'll try to fit them into my next freestyle at Bumpershoot next year.

(Meanwhile, go to one of the games and when you're there, MAKE THE MOST NOISE THAT YOU'VE MADE IN YOUR ENTIIIIIIRREEEE LIFE!)

Gift of Gab

Okay, here's some brief news. Ernest

They remain undefeated with big wins over Seattle Christian, Meridian, South Whidbey and Cedarcrest. They are currently in Phoenix, Arizona at a tournament.

Currently in Orlando, Florida, playing ball and getting used to the time zone.

Wrestlers are undefeated entering the new year.

Syvie Shiosaki placed 2nd at the Moses Lake Girls Invitational.

TRI STATE RESULTS (55 team tournament in Idaho): Individual Record in Parenthesis.

Freight Train Gateman-- 1st Place, dominated every opponent.

Alex Steamboat-- (1-2)

Alex Gateman (1-2)

Wil' Flower Volker (3-2)

Big Bill Olsen (2-2)

Micah Jordan Sohl (3-2)

Duncan Mayshark (3-2)

Wes Work (1-2)

Ask Ernest comes to us courtesy of the Loop and Ernest himself!

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Please give me some quick read out results like they have in the News Tribune.  How’d the Rock Wrestling Tournament go? 

-Captain Rick Wheeler
 

Ps. Thanks to Sears’, Big Mac McElroy, Darren F, M Mattingly, E Bingham, D Chapman, BJ Nelson, L Gateman, Stacey Wolzcko, C Phillips, Bob York, R Sassara,  Rich Chwaz (the real voice), and everyone else that helped make the Rock Tournament possible!
 

Quick Rock Wrestling Results:  

Team Placing.  1^st. Lakeside (ranked 1^st in state), 2^nd Mt Baker (ranked 2^nd in state), 3^rd Hoquiam (ranked 3^rd in state), 4^th VASHON, 5^th Connell (ranked 5^th in state). 
 

Not bad competition, eh?
 

Hello Ernesto,

I was talking to Darrenovich Fox and Mikhail Mattingly for a while this last weekend.  They are nice guys but they like wrestling too much.  They talked about their league runner up finishes and their sweet lateral drops.  Mikhail went on about his legacy as a top notch referee.  It was enlightening, but I want to know more than just wrestling results.  I want to know about B—Ball, that’s basketball for all you rural readers. 

-Dominique Ze Dommmmminnater Wolzckovozki

Ze D.W. 

There is not much B-Ball news, yo.  They are practicing right now to extend their 5 game win streak.  They are good.So good that this is what basketball guru Ace A. Shigley says about them:  “I saw 2 games in December and they boys team ran all over the floor.  They ran fast and made their shots—I’ve always said that it is simple to win: make more shots than them.  That is what the Vashon team promotes.  They work well together.  The only problem with them is that they don’t have the voices to put together a great USA Chant like the Lake Steven wrestling team.  My hopes are that they can get together with band teacher Mista’ Scott and rock the gym with a Booming USA Chant!” 

-Ernesto

 
YoYo,

Why haven’t you written up a movie review about the Motorcycle Diary, yo?  It’s the real ***e; that movie was tight.  Better than the Mighty Ducks.
Please holla at me sometime, but not when I’m dancing or just trying to drink coffee.  I might have to use my big a$$ arms to settle the score.
Gotta get back to the curls for the girls.  

Ludacris