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WAKE UP BLUE YOU'RE MISSING A GREAT GAME. |
| 2. |
HOW'D YOU GET A SQUARE HEAD IN THAT ROUND MASK? |
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I THOUGHT ONLY HORSES SLEPT STANDING UP. |
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DON'T BOTHER BRUSHING OFF THE CORNERS, BLUE. YOU'RE NOT CALLING THEM ANYWAY. |
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FLIP OVER THE PLATE AND READ THE DIRECTIONS. |
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YA NEED SOME WINDEX FOR THAT GLASS EYE? |
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IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA WATCH THE GAME, GO BUY A TICKET. |
| 8. |
NICE CALL, MR. MAGOO. |
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THEY'RE PUTTING YOUR STRIKE ZONE ON THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS NEXT WEEK. |
| 10. |
I'VE SEEN BETTER BLUE IN A TOILET BOWL. |
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GOOD THING THERE ARE NOT THREE CHOICES. |
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COME ON BLUE!!! |
| 13. |
MIX IN SOME CONSISTENCY ONCE IN A WHILE. |
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DOES YOUR WIFE LET YOU MAKE ANY DECISIONS AT HOME? |
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YOU'RE KILLING ME BLUE!!! |
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SHAKE YOUR HEAD BLUE, YOUR EYES ARE SHUT. |
| 17. |
WHAT'S THE COUNT BLUE? |
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THAT PITCH WAS IN THE NEXT COUNTY. |
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HOW'D YOU BECOME AN UMPIRE? FLUNK OUT OF TOLL-BOOTH SCHOOL? |
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I BET IF YOU HAD A BISCUIT THAT PLATE WOULD BE CLEAN. |
| 21. |
MUNCH!! MUNCH!! MUNCH!! THE UMP IS OUT TO LUNCH. |
| 22. |
DO YOU TRAVEL WITH THIS TEAM? |
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IT LOOKED GOOD FROM HERE BLUE! |
| 24. |
LENSCRAFTER CALLED....YOUR NEW GLASSES WILL BE READY IN 30 MINUTES. |
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KILL THE UMP!!! |
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