" Hey Ref, this is a charity game and your F@#$ing using the "F" word".......... response to the ref's profane language in front of kids at the LV charity game 2009. 

 "You're a hockey team?  I thought you were bikers because of your Chief sitting at the end of the table."  Dining Citizen, Lake Placid 2008, referring to the group at breakfast and Tommy Lehache, sporting his Mohawk.

"No, look at my face, I'm cute."  Conor Dufrain, Lake Placid 2008, responding to a Lake Placid resident's question, "Are you the goalie?"  

"You know tabarnack doze hindian guys hoffer me l'alcohol dans les montagne.  Estie I was sick hon da bench. I trowd hup all my macpoulet. But I score da goal hafter dat ha ha jus like Sidney Krispy from da Plattsburgh Penquin, salut mes amies dat it is good to me.  Yannick Fortin, Exeter 2009, trying to describe in English how he can drink with champions and score after being sick on the bench during the NA Blue victory over Nashua......Yanick Fortine, NH Tournament