Lynn Lugnuts: Welcome

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Jon Guerriero

Hello All,  

Please read the following carefully. Sunday will be the first session of Lugnut Law. Lugnut Law will be held after each game to review the days play and bring to the Judge’s attention any activities that fall under the Lugnut By-Laws.  The esteemed Lugnut Judge, Kevin ‘The Judge” Mc Mccullough will be overseeing proceedings; allegedly he is a fair and reasonable with his decisions. When court is in session, the following applies 

1.                 Charges must be brought forward for each infraction of Lugnut Law.

2.                 Charges must be seconded by another Player.

3.                 False Charges will not be taken lightly. See Lugnut Law #15

4.                 The Judge is the only one who can overturn a charge

5.                 The Judge is the only one who can call Court in Session and Adjourn

6.                 Additional Laws can be introduced, but must be approved by the Judge

7.                 Laws can be amended, but can only be approved by the Judge

8.                 Dues must be paid one week after penalty incurred. 

Lugnut Laws 

Charge Penalty
1 Dropped Beer during post game beverages 6 Pack
2 Three Strike Outs in a single game 12 Pack
3 2 games in a row with Three Strike Outs 30 Pack
4 Beer Abuse - Knocking over a beer, wasting a beer or leaving a "Leftover Larry" 30 Pack
5 0 for 5 Performance 12 pack
6 Team indifference - Going for a Beer without checking if anyone else needs one 12 pack
7 Late Payment of Dues Double the Fine
8 Payment of Penalty with PBR or equivalent Double the Fine
9 Missing a Sign 6 pack
10 Missing a game without notifying team management at least 3 hours prior to game 30 pack *
11 Merlot Turtleneck 30 Pack *
12 Not wearing Red Socks, Belt and Undershirt 30 Pack *
13 Leaving Court before it is adjourned 12 pack
14 Disrespect to judge while court is in session 12 pack
15 Bringing forward Trumped up charges 6 pack
16 Caught Stealing when not given the sign 6 pack
17 Getting Picked off or looking really awkward at first trying to get a lead 6 pack
18 Getting picked off twice in one game 30 pack
19 Not keeping the Book or Pitch counter (does not apply to Lugnut Management) 6 pack
20 Equipment Abuse – Throwing a Bat, Helmet or Glove 12 pack
21 Non Manger arguing with umpires (unless approved by management) 12 pack
22 Getting thrown out of a game 2 x 30 pack
23 Calling for a pop-up and then dropping it 12 Pack
24 Blaming equipment for an Error 12 Pack
* plus a possible one game suspension - Court to decide

The Lynn Lugnuts

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Mission - “Play some Baseball, Drink some Beers and have a winning Season”.