Fellas, its that time again and its been a while so i will go over some of my old tips and give a few new ones.  

1. When your at the bar dont talk to no chick who doesnt already have a drink or is about to be done with hers. She is only going to expect you to buy her one because she is giving you so much rap, wait til she steps off from the bar before you try your hand.

2. If you promised a chick a dinner and a movie, its cool but do the movie first. Go to the late show when you know the restaurant you want to go to is already closed when you get out, then just "happen" to have a bottle of liquor in the car.

3. If you have a chick who done ever pay for nutn and she aint givin it up. You probably feel like she owes you something. Here is what you do, take her out and conveniently forget your wallet, tell her in the parking lot of the place that you forgot it. If she likes you for real she is going to say dont worry about it she got it, The pay attention to the stuff she orders and that will let you know is she is using you.  When you leave make sure you have somewhere to take her so either she os going to put out or yall are going to fall out that night.  The way i see it is you been out twice and if she likes you, you gonna score that night, if not then at least you a meal and a few drinks out of it and now you can move on.

4. This one is a classic : some of you may not have no change around X-Mas but you want to hang out like everyone else.  You heard of broke dudes buying one drink and sipping it slow, well you can get two drinks for that one. Ok, order a long island iced tea and a coke witha  lot of ice. When the bartender turns his back take like 3 long gulps of the Long island. Then pour some sode in it and a few ice cubes.  You glass looks full now, then do that again. At this point you should at least feel the drink.  Then tell the bartender that the drink taste like it has to much sour mix in it.  He will ask if you want him to remake it, espicially if it looks still full.  Next you order a long Beach iced tea, (1 has coke and the other has cranberry juice) see now you dont look broke cause you got 2 different drinks and you get 2 drinks for the price of one.