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Dale Dubois
Fax: 603-669-0900
Bedford, New Hampshire
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"Dale's Ball"
The term "Dale's Ball" means get the F*** out of the way.

"The Hump"
This is, for some, the most dreaded position on the team. This happens when you have to ride on the symbolic "hump", i.e. the middle of Dale or Paul's truck for a long ride to a game. For any ride over an hour, it is a requirement to drink at least 4 beers before the game. It is best to avoid this position if at all possible...or, depending on your character, it may be best to request this position.

Sitting on the Edge of the Living Room
Care must be exercised while sitting on the edge of the living room after a match. This seating location has been known to become unstable at times. For example, during the downpour following the Dover game at Green Acres when Paul was observed to fall out of the Living room to the pavement below. Interestingly enough, due to his great agility, he was back into the living room faster than he fell out... Some times it is wiser to remain on the couch section during extended stays in the Living Room.

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